The Scope Is Not a Suggestion Hoodie - Unisex hoodie

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Scope.

/skōp/ noun

The agreed-upon plan we all understood the first time.
Look at us—aligned, mature, thriving.

The calm before somebody starts freelancin’ with their imagination.

This hoodie is for the Project Manager who knows that scope is not a suggestion, not a vibe, and definitely not a group brainstorming exercise after kickoff.

Soft, warm, and unbothered—just like you try to be when someone says,
“Can we just add one small thing?”

Made for long days, late stand-ups, post-launch decompression, and those meetings where you smile politely while mentally updating the risk register. Whether you’re wrapping up a sprint, guarding the scope like a national treasure, or explaining (again) why timelines exist—this hoodie has your back.

Because clarity is comfort.
And scope is sacred.

Why PMs Love It

Ultra-soft fleece that feels like boundaries being respected

Perfect for year-round wear—from summer “just one more task” evenings to winter “this was not in scope” energy

Unisex fit that works whether you’re running the meeting or quietly saving the project

Details (Because Yes, We’re Still Professionals)

52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece

Heather colors: 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece

Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)

Regular fit

Side-seamed construction

Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, or the US

Wear it as a warning.
Wear it as a joke.
Wear it as the quiet authority in the room.

Scope.
We said what we said. 😌
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Scope.

/skōp/ noun

The agreed-upon plan we all understood the first time.
Look at us—aligned, mature, thriving.

The calm before somebody starts freelancin’ with their imagination.

This hoodie is for the Project Manager who knows that scope is not a suggestion, not a vibe, and definitely not a group brainstorming exercise after kickoff.

Soft, warm, and unbothered—just like you try to be when someone says,
“Can we just add one small thing?”

Made for long days, late stand-ups, post-launch decompression, and those meetings where you smile politely while mentally updating the risk register. Whether you’re wrapping up a sprint, guarding the scope like a national treasure, or explaining (again) why timelines exist—this hoodie has your back.

Because clarity is comfort.
And scope is sacred.

Why PMs Love It

Ultra-soft fleece that feels like boundaries being respected

Perfect for year-round wear—from summer “just one more task” evenings to winter “this was not in scope” energy

Unisex fit that works whether you’re running the meeting or quietly saving the project

Details (Because Yes, We’re Still Professionals)

52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece

Heather colors: 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece

Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)

Regular fit

Side-seamed construction

Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, or the US

Wear it as a warning.
Wear it as a joke.
Wear it as the quiet authority in the room.

Scope.
We said what we said. 😌